Throw out the stats. Forget the ball skills.\nThe real issue at hand leading up to Saturday's Gonzaga-IU game is quite simple. It comes down to one question.\nWho's got the better 'stache?\nGonzaga's Adam Morrison has drawn attention all season for his fuzzy, caterpillar-like facial hair, but one Hoosier in particular feels a little under appreciated.\n"It depends on what style you like," junior Earl Calloway said. "But mine's sexier -- a little thicker."\nThe junior college transfer has stayed true to his soup strainer all season long. And even when Calloway was at his coolest Thursday -- scoring 18 and recording six steals -- his upper lip remained warm all the while.\n"I'm going to have to stick with my teammate," sophomore Robert Vaden said. "He keeps it lined up. Morrison's is kind of bushy."\nMorrison has received criticism all season long for his pre-pubescent looking patch of black hair filling the space beneath his nose. But at Friday's press conference, one reporter noticed the mustache filling in nicely.\n"I think I'm becoming a man in that area I guess," Morrison said. "This is all I can muster up."\nBut sophomore A.J. Ratliff may have found the real barometer for mustache measurement. And by his guidelines, Calloway claims the supreme 'stache.\n"It's the Pringles," Ratliff said. "He's like the Pringles man. Adam Morrison has just got the skinny Larry Bird one, but he has the big, thick Pringles can"
Who has the better 'stache: Calloway v. Morrison
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