This is the last list of my opinions that will appear. Henceforth, I will keep my trap shut and let someone else do the talking. But I will remain respectfully, a Hoosier at Heart.
Good things:\n• Aerosmith\n• Freshly baked chocolate chip \ncookies\n• Mountain Dew\n• My mother\n• Curling up in bed after being \noutside in the bitter cold\n• Bob Saget\n• Ice cold beer\n• Doing well on a paper that was written at the last minute\n• Late nights with friends who are \nway to damn drunk, tired or frikkin’ \nweird\n• Led Zeppelin\n• Smoking bans\n• Finding $5 in the jeans that got \nwashed\n• Ice cold beer\n• Professors who understand \nthat 100 to 150 pages of reading a \nnight is too much when students \nhave four to six other classes\n• Towels that just came out of the \ndryer\n• Towelie\n• Sidewalk chalk\n• “Star Wars”\n• Ice cold beer\n• IU
Bad Things:\n• Wet socks\n• Diet Mountain Dew\n• The Backstreet Boys\n• Last call\n• Students who talk in class over \nthe professor about how Danny \nslept with Lisa and now Michelle is \npissed off. Seriously, get over \nyourself.\n• Violence\n• Seal\n• Forgetting an umbrella on a \nrainy day\n• Political backers who repeat the \nparty line without really \nunderstanding it\n• Last call\n• Professors who quiz everyday \nover the 100 to 150 pages of read\ning they assigned\n• Toothaches\n• Hangovers\n• Smokers who complain that they \nare losing their right to kill \nthemselves, and more importantly, \nkill me\n• John Travolta in “Battlefield \nEarth”\n• Professors who take attendance \n(If students don’t show up they’ll \nfail the exams … survival of the \nfittest/most committed)\n• Last call\n• Purdue University
