‘Sexploration’ inspires baby-makin’ music

It’s “Sexploration” week at IU, and we should celebrate. How, do you ask? By having sex, of course. 

I recently attended the much-anticipated annual Collins Sex Talk to find myself amazed by the fountain of knowledge revealed to me at this event.  

There were three main things I learned:

1. Never underestimate the power of the missionary position.

2. Orgasms are unfortunately still unfamiliar territory for a rather surprising number of women.

3. Too many men still don’t know where the “you-know-what” is.

There is no better time than “Sexploration” week to get to the bottom of these issues. Stop the ignorance before it’s too late. Grab a bottle of tingly from Pure Romance and a bottle of bubbly from Marsh and say goodbye to faking orgasms.

Of course, you can’t forget the sweet accompaniment of our favorite sexy soul soothers.

1. “Love Makin’ Music” by Barry White: Who doesn’t want to make sweet, sweet love to the sexy vocals of Mr. White?

2. “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot: His point is quite simple. “My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun.”  

3. “Older” by Slightly Stoopid: With its sexy reggae feel, just give in. “If you’ve got the body, you should flaunt it.”

4. “The Beauty of Who You Are” by Marc Broussard: This is probably one of the cheesiest songs I have ever encountered, but then again, there is something so tempting about it.  

5. “What’s Your Fantasy” by Ludacris: Not only is it raunchy, but it also gives some pretty interesting locations for you and your sweet sugar.

6. “Afternoon Delight” by Starland Vocal Band: Who can resist that stellar harmony?  

7. “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye: Be careful, because this is some serious baby-makin’ music.   

8. “Honky Tonk Woman” by the Rolling Stones: This satisfies every man’s (and some women’s) fantasy to be with an older woman. “She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind.”

9. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince: So you’re worried that you’ll get played, or maybe you don’t believe you have enough class? Let Prince assure you “it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right.”  

10. “Get Down Tonight” by K.C. & The Sunshine Band: Not only do you want to get down, you might be tempted to do a little boogie, too.  

So shake what your mama gave you, and enjoy “Sexploration” week.