Don Draper
@NotDickWhitman
I just keep getting better with age, like a fine wine or a 40-year-old ad exec. #humblebrag
Roger Sterling
@THESilverFox
Can somebody please remind me why I got married again? I have completely forgotten.
Pete Campbell
@MovingOnUp
I’m a man with a mortgage now. If you don’t start taking me seriously I’ll steal your office too. #juniorpartnerswag
Lane Pryce
@ThePryceIsLane
Can’t believe it’s still taking me this long to figure out how America works. Note to self — hang out with @THESilverFox more.
Peggy Olson
@TheOlsonator
Who doesn’t want to see a bean ballet? Thanks a lot @NotDickWhitman for helping me out with that one... #backtowork
#madmenseason5

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