Who is Fake Cody Zeller?

It's no secret that IU basketball is back. Aside from beating Kentucky and Ohio State, the season highlights included all the fake accounts that sprung up on Twitter. Our favorite fakes got us through those slow moments and made us LOL during that unbearable first Minnesota game. So who's behind the Twitter handle @TheBigHandsome? We tried our best to find out, 140 characters at a time.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
I am currently underemployed. One time, I was in the same building as Cody. Or maybe it was Tyler ...

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
I started this account as a way to spread The Big Handsome nickname, because Cody’s lack of a suitable nickname was simply unacceptable.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
The Big Z? Eh. Ga-Zeller? Not much better.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
The account is a small part of my life. I usually only look at it whenever I’m not getting any action on my ChristianMingle.com profile.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
My favorite tweet: “Fouls are kind of like Qdoba burritos. You have too many and you find yourself sitting down uncomfortably for long periods of time.”

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
But tweets that are timely in-game tweets, honorary handsome performances of the game, or anything bashing Purdue tend to get a big response.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
MLK Jr. said we should judge people on the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
I wanted to be judged on the content of my tweets, not the color of my brand new Ferrari.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
Now that it’s the offseason, I’ll probably spend most of my time helping Cody develop his mid-range game, and tweeting every now and then.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
I’ll also be announcing his decision to either stay for his second year or go to the draft, so stay tuned.

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
Cody loves the account. Ok I made that up but I mean, come on, how could he
not?

Cody Zeller Fake @TheBigHandsome
Finally, I have it on good authority that Cody loves cookies more than you or I love anything. Keep that in mind ladies. #cookiesforCody